Beware the Becclehof.....

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Before......

If only we knew was was about to happen......

The scene of the crime:

The victim:

The scene of the crime....the day after:

Whoops...

:(

By The Gazelle, at 8:14 PM
There was a girl called Bec

Offered a ride on the back of her mate kim

So she aboard she did climb

Giddy up! She did chime

Alas booze and wet concrete are a bad combination

Especially for that kind of coordination

When Kim lost his feet

Bec’s face went splat on concrete

By Lord Falconburger, at 8:21 AM
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By Lord Falconburger, at 8:28 AM
Kim couldn’t beat Rebecca in a fight
So cos he was too girly to deck her
One night he lifted her high instead
And dropped her from a great height
To land on her head

By Lord Falconburger, at 8:29 AM
Should it be "The Bec Splat Life"

I thought Gazelles where supposed to be agile and graceful.....

This was NOT THE CASE from where I was standing.

Gazelles new nick "Trip"

By Phil Webb, at 8:51 AM
I am sure your head is healing well...

Kim, if you were were really trying you could atleast have taken a chunk out of her nose too!!!

By Yoda, at 9:57 PM
Thanks for the support guys, I'll endeavor to do more damage next time. Although if someone else is willing to do the dirty work, I'm happy to resign my post as evil villain (also known as giddy up gazelle).

By The Gazelle, at 10:42 PM