Beware the Becclehof.....

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Beccles says:
how are you this fine day??
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
fiiiiiiiine
Beccles says:
that's goooooooooooood!!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
and schooool was finnnneeee....
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
and what did i learn.... nooooothinnnnnn
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
and soccer practice was... gooood....
Beccles says:
did you eat all your lunch????
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
from yesterday?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
oh...
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
noooooo
Beccles says:
naughty boy!!!! I don't pack it for nothing you know!!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
hey! dont you naughty boy me!!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
It isn't my fault you don't know how to cook!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
no body ever wants to swap lunches... cos yer soooooooooooooo bad!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
i mean... who stuffs up a jam sandwich?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
yer sposed to put the jam on the INSIDE!
Beccles says:
since when is there a rule about jam being on the inside?!?!?!!?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
hey i dont make the sammich rules!!!
Beccles says:
when i see sammich rules, i'll try and break em, in the mean time - i'll make sammiches MY WAY!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
WELL I DONT WANT YOUR SAMMICHES!
Beccles says:
THEN YOU CAN HAVE NOTHING THEN!!!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
FINE BY ME!
Beccles says:
*cries* all i try to do is make sure you have a nice lunch everyday....
Beccles says:
...I can't help it if i'm a bit creative and don't do things by the sammich rules
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
cant i just have normal sammiches like the other kids...?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
i dont really like potato jam much...
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
raspberry would really nice for a change
Beccles says:
what about pumpkim mustard sammiches???
Beccles says:
no?
Beccles says:
ok then.....how about walnut and cream?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
no NO NO!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
whats wrong with ham and cheese?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
whats wrong with salad?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
damn man... cant i just have 5 bucks to go to the canteen
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
?
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
!
Beccles says:
what have they been brainwashing you with at school?????
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
the the r's...
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
three even...
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
which is complete BULLSHIT
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
cos its only 1R, 1W and 1A
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
but i dont care about any of that... im just interested in the FIVE dollars ya gonna gimme!
Beccles says:
here...you can have two dollars...that should get you a nice sammich
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
i cant even buy a box of orange tic tacs for that!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
keep up with the times!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
but nowadays its different!
Beccles says:
i my day, two bucks could buy you half a cow WITH the head!!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
you cant even buy a triangle solo for 2 cents!
Beccles says:
what has happened to this world?!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
it got greedy..
Beccles says:
well i won't take it, you can either have my walnut and cream sammiches or go without
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
im out
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
oh...
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
and yeah... you can have my sammich!
Beccles says:
fine!!! i will!!!
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
good...
jimShady - "don't let me let you down..." says:
(btw i was saying i was out cos i gotta meeting! - lol)

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